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Juliet: You know, I'm a doctor, I can fix your hand! But i cant return your leg. . .
Saturday, 21 April 2007
Juliet: You know, I'm a doctor, I can fix your hand! But i cant return your leg. . .
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Juliet: Whatcha thinking about?
Hurley: I was just thinking of how I'd like to eat you...and I don't mean that in a figurative or sexual way.
So, are you into fat guys?
So, do you guys make any DHARMA diet pills or anything?
Hurley: Sure, I can show you how to get curls like mine!
Hurley: "Juliet, I think you are a nappy headed ho!"
Michelle Phillips and Mama Cass in a rare moment of calm before a show...
Hurley: People tell me I look like Marlon Brando. Not young Marlon Brando but old, fat Marlon Brando.
Many have tried, and failed....but if you are that horny....climb on!!!
Jack is not a doctor....my stomach stapling didnt work...so what does that say???
Hurley: I bet my cleavage is bigger than yours.
Juliet: "So, is that what no shower for 80 days makes you smell like!"
Hurley: "I think a crab is in my pants. Wanna get it out with your mouth?"
Hurley: I could be your Romeo, y'know...
You know we look like the number 10
kum-bah-yah my lord... kum-bah-yah....
Hurley: Dude, we have this little initiation rite here at the beach and if you wanna be really accepted here you'll do it. It's called Ride the Wild Hurley.
Hurley Asks Juliet: So....how good a kisser was Angeline Jolie when you were her "girlfriend" in Gia?
Juliet: Huh...I had no idea Dharma made sneakers in size 4815162342.
Hurley: Not the numbers again...crap I really liked these shoes too.
Juliet: Yoga takes time to learn...ew..what is that on your shoe??
Hurley: Let me just... *grunt* ...bring this leg...*grunt*...over...whoo! ok! this is as far as it's gonna go!
So we have two finalists on the island biggest tits contest...
**pppffffr**
Juliet: uh... did you just...
Hurley: Sorry Dude
UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM...
So....come here often?
I know what you're thinking and no I haven't seen it in a long time.
No toliet paper for YOU blondie.
Hurley: "You know, the last woman that sat with me on the beach....she DIED...hey, where you goin'"
Hurley: They're real, and they're FANTASTIC!
Juliet: I find it weird that I'm staring at your chest but your not looking at mine...
Juliette : You up for a little "afternoon delight" ?
Hurley: "Dude, my balls itch."
Dude! You ever feel like you and me look like a number 10
Hurley: That's it--just get in touch with your inner Buddha. Ummmmmm.
Hurley: I hope you don't think I'm pregnant. Cause dude, this is all me, all 100% Hurley. So, um, you're not gonna do any "freaky" Dharma thing on me, are ya?
Juliette: uhhhh......?!!
Juliette. The "Other" white meat. Mmmmmm....
Hurley - "You know if I wave my hand really fast it looks like I've got two or three hands!"
Juliet - "Mmmmm...That's nice, Hurley."
Hurley - "Maybe we can build a really big pogo stick and jump off the island."
Juliet -- "Um, Hurley? I'm a fertility doctor, not a physiatrist!"
Okay,so,uh,exactly how bad do you want your own roll of toilet paper?
Juliet: You know, i'm a doctor, i can fix your hand! But i cant return your leg...
Yahoo, i won...=)
No you didn't. I'm anonymous. I won.
Both of you get lost. I'm anonymous and I won.
Juliet: No fair! Even YOU have bigger boobs than me!
Hurley: If you got em, flaunt em.
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