The dirty job

By EFC

Someone had to clean up Hurley's poo.

An Unwelcomed guest

By jacksback21

An unwelcome guest joined Sawyer and Kate's strip poker game.

Training

By Slick

Hurley's dad: "Where are you going?!"
Hurley: "I am getting ready for the Olympics.

Olympics

By Jacksback

The Jin Olympics pleased some but baffled others.

Freaked

By Joey

Hurley gets freaked out just by the name "Micheal Emerson"

huh?

By EFC

Sawyer: Hurley did you eat my letter.

I Spy

By jacksback

John: Hurley looks thin. Whats going on?????
Ben: You've got the binoculars the wrong way round John!

is it because i'm fat?

By mikey

Hurley: So I have two microphones because im fat?! Does that even make sense...

Back Home

By Dances_with_goof

After returning to the mainland, Hurley and Sayid find it difficult to readjust to civilised life.

please stand up, please stand up

By mikeyb9m3bek

Would all the fat loners on the island please stand up

The great search

Jack: Hey Mike, you got any toilet roll?


Michael: No man, Walt just used the last of it 10 mintues ago, sorry.


Jack: Damn,, i really have to go..


Hurley: I think Sayid has got some left...



Jack: Sayid! You got toilet roll!??


Sayid: nah but i just use danielle's maps... they're not that important..

Mr Eko will never be defeated!!!

Chess with Mr Eko...


Arm wrestling with Mr Eko

Thief

I promise, i didn't steal the M&Ms..

Come on guys

By LOSTismylife

Hurley: Come on you two just kiss and make up.

Sweeten the deal

By Joey

Bald Guy: (To Blonde Chick) You know, I was supposed to play Locke.
Blonde Girl: For the last time, I'm not gonna' go out with you!

Joke of the day..

By Jacksback21

Jack: So then Hurley says that he didn't eat the missing food!

A little affection

By LOSTismylife

Hurley: Dude that better be a pen sticking out in your pants.

Things are looking up

By jacksback21

John: Is it me or is Hurley getting bigger?
Eko: Its not you...

Whatch and learn kid

Hurley: And this is how i got my role on baywatch

Wonder Specs!

Sawyer: Do you know how big you look through these glasses Hugo ?