Silly Claire

By Slick

Libby: Ok now breathe Claire.....so who do you see has the cutest butt in the beach?
Claire: Jack......ok now our perfect man needs a brain.
Libby: A man doesn't need a brain....silly Claire you have much to learn..

Sweeten the deal

By Joey

Bald Guy: (To Blonde Chick) You know, I was supposed to play Locke.
Blonde Girl: For the last time, I'm not gonna' go out with you!